May 2013
piercelopez:
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
lydiabutz:
This guy in my art class forgot his paint brush so he just cut off a chunk of his hair and taped it to a pencil.
I feel like he has more commitment to fine art than I do.
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
gossipgandhi:
i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
nickmoorexvx:
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
starksfell:
my favourite kind of friendship is one where there’s a mutual understanding of the fact that we both have our own lives so we won’t be able to talk or hang out all the time but when we do talk or hang out it’s like picking up right where we left off
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
marielikestodraw:
pahnem:
mercuriesrising:
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
c4rcinogencrush:
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone...
Anonymous asked: whats ur favorite color?
